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they call him the winter soldier

joelbyeman:

"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"

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deke-it-like-datsyuk:

deke-it-like-datsyuk:

THE DETROIT TIGERS ROOKIES DRESSED UP AND PRETENDED TO BE LINGERIE FOOTBALL PLAYERS I LITERALLY CANT BREATHE

my sister asked me how many times i’ve watched this and i still can’t come up with a reasonable answer 

lemonysnickets-dickpickets:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

Also reblogging for walnut.

hannibal-ate-bluebell:

girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

ghetto-raccoon:

wildfangirlappeared:

rangerhanna-56:

daily-asgardian-news:

Unnecessary Censorship for Captain America!

"LAST TIME I **** SOMEONE I LOST AN EYE"

THAT WAS AMAZING

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